I recently purchased the iPhone app called Flipbook, and I have to say that it’s great =)
It’s by far the best time killer out there. There are just so many cool things to create with this. Should be fun forever! In the app, it also allows you to upload the finished films to their website (Flipbook.tv). From there, I just saved out the MP4 files, and sent them to YouTube.
Here are the 2 I’ve made so far:
“Good afternoon Madame, would you like to but a donkey? Donkeys are on sale today through Thursday. And be sure to visit our linen department for spectacular savings on stereophonic pumpkins and glow in the dark bowling balls.”
HAHAHahahhahahahha….
This is the latest film by Tarsem Singh, the director of The Cell. I saw this last night with my friend Nina (she’s from Finland =). It was amazing. Visually stunning like the cell, but not as over-the-top. The story line was much deeper and more captivating.
This is a movie for everyone!
Check out TheFallTheMovie.com for more photos trailers!
.: Adam
Best suspense / monster movie I’ve seen in years! Simply amazing! I don’t want to give anything way, but I do want to stress to you that you need to see it. Minus the cricket chatter it was freaking awesome! I think I’m going to have to go see it again!
Ok… let me first start off with the fact that this chick and her daughter are purchasing an apartment in the Upper East Side that’s 4 stories with a billion rooms. 2 PEOPLE!! I’d also like to point out that they don’t mention how much it costs. That’s because it would run somewhere around the price of a small island near Fiji.
Now the robbers have just broken into the apt. It took them a while, because the key that they had that fit perfectly into the keyhole of the front door didn’t work. And now that they’re inside, they realize that people are living there. Mind you, all the lights are on, and you can see all the furniture and boxes through the window…gee I wonder if someone’s in there? Oh, but wait! The ring-leader knows the lady’s full background. Seriously…how the fuck would he know about that and not know they’d be in there?
Mom just ran into daughters room and shook her pretty violently to wake her up, but alas, it took it a splash of the bottle of evian water on her desk to startle her out of her deep sleep.
Phew, they made it to the panic room and got the door closed just in time. Of course they never hooked up the phone to call for help, so I guess they’ll just sit there. And now the daughter is trying to calm the mom about her claustrophobia by assuring her that they don’t burry people alive. Something tells me that that’s probably not the best of ideas.
Oh oh oh… my favorite part is coming up. The robbers are now trying to break into the impenetrable room. The guy that spent 12 years building them so people can’t get in all of a sudden has a brains storm! Oops, looks like the sledgehammer through the ceiling and the 3 inches of steel didn’t work (nor did it miraculously wake up the neighbors). Hahaha… ring-leader just told the other guy that hitting a wall with a hammer and a drill is making too much noise. But a sledge hammer to a ceiling and a steel plate is perfectly acceptable.
Now they’ve tapped into the panic rooms air source and is filling it with propane. This next part is great! She smells the propane, and almost gags out on the floor from how much is coming through. Her bright idea is to put duct tape over the vent, and just breath through the pipe that leads directly outside with nothing in between. Wait a minute here! There’s a pipe to the outside that they could be screaming through? Oh yeah! Now moms brilliant idea is to take a lighter and ignite the fumes. Ok, make sense I guess. But does she just flick a match toward the ceiling? No. She takes the vent off, wraps herself in a blanket, and sticks her entire arm into the vent and around the corner before lighting it. WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND DO THAT?! What the hell does igniting fumes have in relation to how far your arm is in them?! While she’s about to ignite the fumes, the robbers start yelling at each other, and one screams that they’re being too loud and will wake up the neighbors! Then the explosion. Not just an explosion, but the flames go back all the way to the canister and it bounces all around the room busting holes in everything. Guess that’s not too loud.
Woo hoo, the flames are out. So what do they do? The find a little flash light and shine it through the pipe to the outside, across the street to wake up a man that’s sleeping. The little flashlight is amazing. Must be alien technology, because it lights up the guys entire room like a search light from a cop car. Oh yeah… and it’s a torrential rain storm. Once again, due to lack of physics, the story continues. The guy wakes up and comes to the window looking for what is causing is room to be so well lit at 3 in the morning. And once again, due to stupidity, the story continues, because they take away the light and start screaming through the pipe at the guy who’s across the street, during a rain storm, and who is in another building with walls and glass between them. This is where my brain really starts to hurt.
Shoot me in the face. Mom left the room to get a cell phone, got it and got back into the room just to find out that it doesn’t work in the panic room. Yes, the panic room, where each wall is surrounded by concrete, steel and plaster. Has this dumb bitch never tried to use a cell phone in an elevator before? Gee…surprise!
This is where I think the writers got desperate. Mom takes off a vent and reaches out to the phone cord and pulls it into the room. The cord was the one that was wired to the outside room. Which means, that there’s nothing between the outside and the inside but drywall right there. HOW THE FUCK IS THIS POSSIBLE? Ok…breath. So she calls 911. AND THEY PUT HER ON HOLD! So does she hold? Nope. She hangs up so that she can call her ex-husband just to argue with his new mistress about putting him on the phone. How about you pass the message as quickly as possible? Or how about not hanging up on 911 in the first place!!
Now the daughter is going into diabetic shock. Oh, and she has a watch that tells her blood-sugar levels. I bet a lot of diabetics would love that one. No more pricking of fingers. Such crap. Oops. The watch is beeping, so it must be time for her to bust out in a seizer, and sure enough…she seizes. G A Y!
Mom just left the room to get the daughter her shot, and mister robber goes into the room to break the safe, and while he’s working, he leaves the daughter in the room with him. Why? No clue. Maybe he just liked the company.
Ummm…Earlier mister panic room builder robber guy yelled at ring-leader that the voice of the lady was coming from a PA, not an intercom. He mad that very clear. Now all of a sudden mom is talking to the robbers from the bedroom to the robbers in the panic room through a FUCKING INTERCOM!
LOL. The PR builder robber is wearing a fucking name tag! He’s wearing his work uniform! If you’re going to rob someone, why the hell would you wear a NAME TAG?! “Hello, I’m robbing you today, and my name js Bob!” C’MON!
Yay, the cops have arrived! They came because the husband called them. And that the neighbors heard some noises and some loud shouting. Mom tries to play it off like nothing happened. Hmmm…husband calls cops for help, neighbors are complaining, and the 911 call from the same residence, AND she wipes the hair out of her face with a bloody hand, and refuses to allow them to come in. And they’re fine with that! I don’t know if any of you have had to deal with the cops, but there’s no way in HELL they would have not come in. Especially since it’s a rich white chick on the Upper West Side. But the cops bought it and left.
Mom just busted out all the cameras and for some reason shattered the bathroom mirror. Then, being the genius she is, walked all over the broken shards barefoot like it was nothing, and somehow managed not to even cut herself. AMAZING!
Welp, the burglars broke the safe, have the $22 million in bonds (which I’m still trying to figure out how they were accidentally left behind. How the fuck does that one happen? Anyway, as the robbers are trying to leave, I notice that the dad is about 65, mom maybe 40, and only daughter is around 14. Something doesn’t sit right there. Oh damn! Crazy robber guy, Roule, just took a sledge hammer to the face and fell over a banister to the basement. And SOMEHOW, he climbs back up the stairs and takes on the mom and daughter. He took a SLEDGE HAMMER TO THE FACE! There is no way in fuck he got back up! But PR builder robber saves the day and kills him. The cops come back and catch robber man trying to leave the building who lets the $20million in bonds go into the wind.
And after all that, they get a different apartment and move again?! WHY? No reason, just because. Ok.
Man, I hate this movie.