I received an IM request from a new person, Essie. I was bored. I accepted.
Here is what followed:
Essie: Hi!
Me: hi
Essie: hey, A/S/L?
Me: word
Essie: hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol
Me: yoda is small
Essie: listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!
Me: may the force be with you. i eat babies.
Essie: I can show u how to watch if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE:-$
Me: anus candy for small children force fed by nuns
Essie: [big long spiel with URL to porn site]
This was just too funny to pass up on =)
