It’s Just Poison…

HER:hello
ME: hello =)
HER:i was just looking at your profile very nice
ME:thanks
HER:you said body mod
HER:just tatts?
ME:nope. everything.
HER:i’m interested in all that stuff
ME:cool. you should check out bodymod.org
ME:my site has a lot of it to check out
HER:i’m a conservative working girl so can’t go nuts
ME:ha
HER:but i wanna do something quiet crazy lol
HER:this whole bodymod is your site
ME:yep
ME:made it withmy 10 little fingers
HER:i’m very impressed
ME:thx
ME:i’ve done a lot of types
HER:i am so computer illiterate
ME:i’m thinking about VA next
ME:pretty hardcore
HER:VA?
ME:voluntary amputation
ME:like a toe or something
HER:oh my god
HER:people do that
ME:yeha
ME:after a while tattooing and piercings gets boring
ME:then you suspend yourself by hooks
ME:then amputation is the next logical step
HER:lol ok when i said crazy i didn’t wanna go to taking a toe off
HER:i like my 10 piggies lol
HER:i enjoy that you say the next logical step lol
HER:thats way too much pain for this girl lol
ME:you just gotta try it once! you may like it
HER:and if i don’t lol im missing a toe
HER:lol
ME:well yeah.
HER:then i need new shoes on one foot
ME:just think, you’ll be more aerodynamic
HER:and then i have to fight for a price cut on my pedicure
ME:or you could hide drugs in a fake toe
ME:how awesome would that be?
HER:lol thats awesome
HER:i dont think cops search there yet
ME:give it time
HER:so it is too forward to ask u if you have amputated anything
ME:but i figure, if i do a below the knee amputation, it may be more obvious
HER:y? bare with me this is all new to me
HER:i pierced my tragus and thought i was a bad ass lol
ME:ha
ME:i think it would be fun to be missing a limb (or two)
HER:a whole limb
ME:after you ever seen amputee porn? check it out. it’s hot
HER:like a arm or a leg
ME:yeah
HER:see ive always wanted another arm
HER:not one less
ME:well… maybe if you can hook up with someone that doesn’t want theres… you could put it on
ME:http://news.softpedia.com/news/Man-Carries-The-Amputated-Arm-of-his-Twin-Transplanted-on-His-Chest-62115.shtml
ME:see
HER:no way
ME:yep
ME:my heroes
HER:so wait
HER:his twin cut it off willingly
ME:yep
ME:like what i want to do
HER:and then his bro put it on his chest
ME:yep
HER:wow
HER:so much i didnt even know about
HER:that is amazing
HER:local anesthesia
HER:are they kidding i would cry
HER:so what did u want to cut off?
ME:sorry… eating lunch and watching a movie
HER:oh ok i will let u go
ME:nice talking with you. later!