Aug
10
2008
My Tweets on 2008-08-10
- Guy: u have a TB of porn?
Girl: yeah. ASCII porn. # - I’m in a hummer limo on my way to in and out burger
# - Some bouncer dude at the hard rock just yelled at me for dancing around with a bottle of jäger! LmaorZ! #
- Fuck yeah! Iphone auto corrects jäger to put the umlots on the a! Hahha I love apple even more now! #
- This is what fucking vegas is all about! Kill me now! #
- Wow, what a night! That ones going down as one of my awesomest vegas nights ever en route to the airport is a British cab w/ no air. Fook #
- I’m sweating jäger right now. Srsly. I lick my arm and I get buzzed. Or maybe I’m still drunk. 3/4 of a liter of jäger will do that to you:) #